Brandon’s Speech Against “Political Violence”

We are in the home stretch of the most important election of our lifetimes.

This one just surpasses the 2020 election, which was the next most important election of our lifetime.

That election was slightly more important than the 2018 election, which was only a bit more important than the 2016 election.

And if we don’t vote tomorrow, democracy dies. So do your children and all the people you love if Republicans win back control of the Congress.

Why? Because Hitler.

If you could take a recording of the stupid things people say about modern elections to the founding generation and play it for them, I would guess they wouldn’t be so enamored with “democracy.”

Or maybe they would. I’ll talk about that tomorrow.

But for today, let us take a moment and realize that the most important issue, at least according to President Brandon, is the preservation of our “democracy”.

Not inflation. Not foreign policy. Not jobs.

Nope. We need to worry about right-wing extremism.

He doubled down on his Dark Brandon speech with an equally stupid offering last week.

I am at a loss to figure out how these progressive dopes even function on a daily basis.

Inflation has sustained a double digit assault on the cost of living for months, and Brandon and his foolish minions are running around worrying about a bogeyman called right-wing violence?

This is gaslighting at its finest. The most destructive force in Western Civilization has been left-wing political violence.

Not right wing.

And these petty little progressive fascists–and they are fascists–are lecturing Americans about the threat of violence while many Americans can’t afford gas or milk?

There’s a reason these fools are going to get wiped out tomorrow.

But Republicans should proceed with caution. It’s easy taking shots when you aren’t in power, and while Americans might reward the Grand Old Stupid Party tomorrow, we have to remember that Republicans were fine with printing 6 trillion dollars out of thin air during the “pandemic.”

A few warned against it. Most did not.

Either way, Brandon’s speech to “save democracy” from MAGA extremism is so delusional only a leftist historian could have written it. We’re still waiting to find out which one.

My money is on Michael Beschloss.

Their hyperbole is buttressed by Civil Rights LARPers who really wish they could have marched with King in the 1960s.

Except early voting is up. Kind of hard to promote voter suppression conspiracy theories when more people have voted before this election than the last one.

They’ll still try.

Brandon’s speech did make for great Podcast fodder. I discuss it on Episode 733 of The Brion McClanahan Show.

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